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B R I T I S H
[x] Drink a lot of tea.
[x] You know what a brolly is.
[ ] Deal or No Deal has taken over your life.
[ ] You wanted Ben to win Factor.
[x] You use the word “bugger”
[] Fish and Chips are yummy.
[ ] You can eat a Full English Breakfast.
[] You dislike emos almost as much as you dislike chavs.
[x] It’s football… not soccer.
Total: 5
A U S T R A L I A N
[ ] You wear flip flops all year.
[] You call flip flops “thongs”, not flip flops.
[] You love a backyard Barbie.
[x] You know a Barbie is not a doll.
[] You love the beach.
[] Sometimes you swear without realizing.
[ ] You’re a sports fanatic
[] You are tanned.
[] You’re a bit of a bogan.
[] You have an Australian accent.
Total: 1
I T A L I A N
[ ] The Sopranos is a great show.
[ ] Your last name ends in a vowel.
[] Your grandmother makes her own sauces.
[] You know how a real meatball tastes.
[ ] You know Italian songs.
[] You have dark hair and dark eye color.
[] You speak some Italian.
[x] You are under 5’10”.
[ ] You know what an Italian horn is.
[] Pizza/spaghetti is one of best food in the world!
[x] You talk a lot with your hands.
Total: 2
S P A N I S H
[] You say “member” instead of “remember”.
[] You speak Spanish or some.
[] You like tacos.
[ ] You TyPe lIkE ThIs On Da CoMpUtEr.
[ ] You are dark skinned.
[ ] You know what a “puta” is.
[x] You talk fast occasionally.
[x] You have had highlights or have dyed your hair
[ ] you know what platanos are.
Total: 2
R U S S I A N
[ ] You say villain as: Vee-lon.
[] You get short tempered.
[x] You know of somebody named Natasha.
[x] You get cold easily.
[x] Rain is fun for you.
[ ] You get into contests all the time.
[x] You can easily make do with the cold weather.
Total: 4
I R I S H
[ ] You think beer is the best.
[] You have a bad temper.
[ ] Your last name starts with a Mc, Murphy, O’, Fitz or ends with a ley, on, un, an, in, ry, ly, y or L.
[x] You have blue or green eyes.
[] You like the color green.
[] You have been to a St. Patty’s day party.
[] You have a family member from Ireland. My mummy’s family is all irish :)
[] You have red hair.
[] You have/had freckles.
[] Your family get together always include drinking and singing.
Total: 1
A F R I C A N A M E R I C A N
[ ] You say nigganukka casuall.
[ ] You have nappy hair.
[x] You like rap.
[ ] You know how to shoot a gun.
[ ] You think President George Walker Bush is racist.
[] You like chicken.
[x] You like watermelon.
[ ] You can dance.
[ ] You can sing gospel.
Total: 2
A S I A N
[ ] You have slanty-small eyes.
[x] You like rice a lot.
[ ] You are good at math.
[x] You have played the piano.
[x] You have family from Asia.
[x] You laugh sometimes covering your mouth.
[ ] Most people think you’re Chinese.
[ ] You call hurricanes typhoons.
[ ] You go to Baulko.
Total: 4
G E R M A N
[x] You like bread.
[] You think German Chocolate is good.
[ ] You speak some German.
[] You know what Schnitzel is.
[x] You hate it when stupid people call you.
[] You went to Pre-school
[x] You’re over 5’2” (only just :’))
Total: 3
C A N A D I A N
[ ] You like play/played hockey.
[ ] You love beer.
[x] You say eh.
[ ] You know what poutine is.
[x] You speak some French.
[ ] You love Tim Horton’s.
[ ] At one point you lived in a farm house.
[ ] You watch/watched Degrassi.
Total: 2
A M E R I C A N
[ ] You hate foreigners.
[ ] You hate non-Christians.
[] You’re lazy.
[ ] You have had an abortion.
[ ] But love the penalty.
[ ] You don’t read.
[ ] You shop at Wal-Mart.
[x] You think this survey is rather biased.
Total: 1
B E L G I A N
[ ] You grow some small vegetables in the yard.
[x] You like french fries.
[x] You think Belgian chocolate rules.
[ ] You know that the official best beer in the world is Belgian.
[ ] You speak both Dutch and French.
[x] You like Belgian waffles.
[ ] You call a pub or bar a café.
[ ] You fully realize that your football team sucks.
[ ] You drive/own a French or German car.
[ ] You have a lot of comments on your government.
Total: 3
D U T C H
[] You like the color orange.
[ ] You are a football enthusiast.
[ ] You often go to ‘coffee shops’.
[ ] You know what is meant by ‘coffee shops’.
[] You tend to overreact and show your emotions.
[] You have a cheerful nature.
[x] You like the sea.
[ ] You are good at building handy work projects.
[ ] You tend to favor the megalomania.
Total: 1
A R A B
[ ] You are a patriot.
[ ] You say “Engleezy” instead of “english”.
[ ] You laugh at other accents, especially Egyptian.
[ ] You beckon at things with your forehead or eyes.
[ ] You like seafood, especially fish, more than any other type of food.
[] You are tanned.
[ ] You have black hair.
[ ] Your last name starts with ” Al ” or ” bin “
[x] you like showing off, especially with new cars and clothes.
[ ] You dislike reading.
Total: 1
RESULTS:
British - 4
Australian - 1
Italian - 2
Spanish - 2
Russian - 4
Irish - 1
African American - 2
Asian - 4
German - 3
Canadian - 2
American - 1
Belgian - 3
Dutch - 1
Arab - 1
So I have the biggest obsession with the Eurovision Song Contest ever. I absolutely love it! It’s perfect because I love europe, I love european songs, I love music and I love accents and languages and when they’re all together it’s just like ORGASM.
I never want the UK entry to win because they’re always shit. But I get so excited by it.
Anyway so now I’m downloading this years songs :)
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